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Book Review: The Time Traveler’s Guide to Elizabethan England

Ian Mortimer illuminates an Elizabethan England in all its horrifying glory. He shows what was, not what we might wish it to be. Mortimer gives credit where credit is due, but he doesn’t hesitate to reveal the disturbing aspects of society.

Sometimes the past will inspire you and sometimes it will leave you weeping.

Ian Mortimer, The Time Traveler’s Guide to Elizabethan England

I love his writing style. It feels like a confidential guide giving you “insider” advice for your upcoming “trip,” or perhaps even move, to Elizabethan England. Even those who balk at reading a nonfiction history book will be pleasantly surprised at his convivial tone and presentation suitable for the “historical layman.”

Each chapter is themed on a different aspect of 16th century society. You find out about the lay of the land in the first chapter, Landscape. Then you discover what sort of mindsets you might encounter during your social interactions in the chapter, Character. What might Elizabethans think of foreigners? Education? Superstition? Violence?

Along the lines of violence, Mortimer exposes the details of gruesome punishments used in the 16th century. One that particularly struck me was death by crushing. Called peine forte et dure, which means strong and hard punishment, the victim was forced to lie beneath a board, sometimes with a sharp rock underneath their back. More and more stones were then placed on top of the board until death occurred. And that was only one method of punishment.

Another theme in the book is Hygiene, Illness, and Medicine. I found the subject of washing revealing. Mortimer writes that “in the modern world we are fixated on washing in soap and water but there are many other ways to remove dirt,” (pg. 242). We judge people in the past by how many baths they took! However, just like us, they cared about cleanliness.

In a time where water was harder to come by, especially clean water, it was easier and more sensible to “wash” with linen. The wealthy would have new linen every day, rubbing down with it and changing out their linen undergarments which had absorbed sweat. The poorer you were, the less often you could wash your linen, but society definitely looked down on the dirty.

Women had many legal restrictions in Elizabethan England, particularly married women. But in an interesting turn of events, sometimes women went unpunished while men suffered. For sexual sins, one had to provide enough compurgatrices – or compurgators – (witnesses) in court to be exonerated. Sometimes the man ended up doing penance when the woman was able to secure the required compurgatrices and he was not.

One subject that demonstrates some of the extremes of Elizabethan knowledge is the practice of surgery. Mortimer says that surgeons then were actually really close to the skill level of modern surgeons. If you needed a bullet removed, or a piece of skull replaced, they had expert knowledge of how best to perform the procedure. But their major shortcoming was fatal: sanitation. Ironically, one might be sutured up skillfully, but die of infection.

…The image of mankind in the mirror of the moment is a relatively superficial one. Indeed, it is only through history that we can see ourselves as we really are.

Ian Mortimer, THE TIME TRAVELER’S GUIDE TO ELIZABETHAN ENGLAND

These are just a few samplings of the many fascinating accounts Mortimer writes. I laughed, I cringed, and I truly felt like I had a chance to travel back to a real Elizabethan England.

The Time Traveler’s Guide to Elizabethan England informs and entertains, but it’s also thought provoking. Do not skip the Envoi (the afterword)! Mortimer steps out of his role as our tour guide and gives his thoughts on the importance of history and its relevance to our own lives.

5 stars!

Dr Ian Mortimer: author and historian

‘The endlessly inventive Ian Mortimer is the most remarkable medieval historian of our time.’ – The Times

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Brush Your Teeth!

Brushing our teeth is something we do – hopefully – at least twice every day without even questioning it. Mindlessly squeezing a fluoride paste onto plastic bristles, we rub our teeth and rinse it out.

Foul breath has always been a human concern, but what is involved in the maintenance and understanding of healthy teeth has come a long way.

According to Alberto Angela, who wrote the book, A Day in the Life of Ancient Rome, some tooth practices have been consistent over time.

“The Romans take good care of their teeth,” he writes. “At table they use toothpicks…[which]…are often made of silver and are the size of dinner forks,” (Angela, 2009)

Angela even says that the Romans used forms of toothpaste that included baking soda! However, these same people were also known to clean their teeth with urine… (Angela, 2009).

In the book, The Time Traveler’s Guide to Medieval England: A Handbook for Visitors to the Fourteenth Century, Ian Mortimer describes Medieval dental care as focused on breath, not teeth.

Chewing on cardamom, licorice, fennel, or other spices were ways to eliminate foul breath.

Interestingly, “the increasing availability of sugars [meant] that dental caries [was] actually worse in the fourteenth century than it was in Anglo-Saxon times,” (Mortimer, 2008). However, methods of preventing rot were less than effective.

Mortimer writes that cavities were believed to be caused by small worms which could be gotten rid of by burning a candle “as close as possible” to the offending tooth. Needless to say, a lot of individuals were missing multiple teeth, (Mortimer, 2008).

By the 16th century, striking improvements in dental care had taken place. The Time Traveler’s Guide to Elizabethan England, also by Mortimer, says that sugar was now known to be the main cause of tooth rot.

In addition to chewing on spices for improved breath, Elizabethans picked their teeth frequently, used mouthwash, and rubbed their teeth with a “tooth cloth,” a.k.a. wet linen, (Mortimer, 2014).

Lydia Child, in her early 19th century book, The American Frugal Housewife, mentions the benefits of brushing your teeth. Her methods are much more recognizable to modern readers, but still different from a standard 21st century routine.

Child’s first suggestion is not that odd: “Clean teeth in pure water two or three times a day; but, above all, be sure to have them clean before you go to bed,” (Child, pg. 88).

The second is definitely unusual: “Honey mixed with pure pulverized charcoal is said to be excellent to cleanse the teeth, and make them white. Lime-water with a little Peruvian bark is very good to be occasionally used by those who have defective teeth, or an offensive breath,” (Child, pg. 114).

For a week, I tried brushing my teeth solely with “pure water,” a.k.a. tap water. And for the most part, I didn’t even miss toothpaste. (Though maybe you should ask my family, lol).

The morning was the only time when sometimes the water didn’t seem to fully erase the unpleasant taste in my mouth. However, my teeth never felt gross, because just the act of rubbing them removes a lot of buildup – thank you, Elizabethans.

Alberto Angela. A Day in the Life of Ancient Rome. New York, NY: Europa Editions, 2009.

Mortimer, Ian. The Time Traveler’s Guide to Medieval England: A Visitor’s Guide to the Fourteenth Century. New York, NY: Touchstone, 2008.

Mortimer, Ian. The Time Traveler’s Guide to Elizabethan England. New York, NY: Penguin Books, 2014.

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